Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
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Top comments
Roskosity 22
Ah. How intuitive and kind of your cat to supply you with that dinner.
ksktwin84 14
Who's stuck, the cat or the rabbit?
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Comments (44)
oJoy 11
I have a pet rabbit lol, he's adorable! poor little thing though, hope your cat is okay :)
Tankkiller308 16
Hahaha I see what you did there, there is a rabbit under the cabinet it rymes you clever person you
dustin007 15
And who need a dog to git food
rnahliisah 10
Win win situation. Now you get to have rabbit for tomorrow's dinner.
ViviMage 40
Awww! Keep lil Thumper!
InTheMagic 3
Your cat bought you a prezzie
evikeysn 1
Was the rabbit still alive?
TobiasF 3
Rabbits are evil.Probably hatching a plan to take over the world's Easter egg's supply under your cabinet.
why__not_fml 8
aw your cat made a new friend