Today, I got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after 8 months of being belittled and treated like trash at my job as a prep cook in a high-end kitchen, I stood up for myself to the line cooks. Not only did everyone laugh at me, I got fired for causing a scene during service and insubordination. FML
Yelp
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I just work here
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Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
By the book
Today, I was fired from my catering job for pointing out the unsafe food conditions. I'm studying food safety in college. FML
Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML
Today, at my prestigious sous chef job, I was preparing to plate up expensive entrees for a function of 150 people. After arriving to work 2 hours early to finalize finishing touches, they call the restaurant 5 minutes before their booking stating, 'We can't be bothered anymore, sorry.' FML
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thisawkwardchick 15
their ignorance is to blame for that one.
itawebbies 8
That's ridiculous. Some people are just really stupid.
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Comments (106)
mattrd_fml 31
why were YOU fired just because they were too dumb to cook their shrimp?
Ms_ValS 27
They will pay for it in the end OP. In the toilet, that is.
revolution4ever 14
So were all of them drunk at the wedding or did they all happen to not have shrimp before?
worldclassrager 41
Make your own sushi?
olive12560 0
a whole wedding group and no one is able to recognise raw a shrimp from cooked one..... i assume the family cooked the wedding diner, that's why cook is a job !
JennNoVa 8
As dumb as they sound since common sense dictates cooking raw seafood, did the container get labeled with instructions as it should have?
xXNerrrdXx 16
stupidity level: OVER 9000!! and u should try explain to your boss you are not to blame, best wishes OP :/
MrZsDad 19
With a little luck karma, am a healthy dose of natural selection will be kicking in about now.
locustbb 9
This story seems fishy...why would they contract with restaurant for uncooked shrimp. It seems obvious you were supposed to cook it.
notsofriendly 17
At least the silver lining of this is if your employer is really that petty and unwilling to listen, you'll be better off working for a better company, anyway.