Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I announced my engagement on social media. I got more people telling me how stupid I was than any actually congratulating me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
udumbidiot 0
maybe she was joking???? perhaps if ur looking for congrats, you should CALL your friends...
skippydoda 32
What a bitch, joke or not she shouldn't be telling you on this facebook where everyone can see. Definitely FML
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Comments (108)
plexico 4
Nice, usually guys cheat when they get bored with their girlfriends or wives. This girl says she's been cheating for the entire time you've been going out. Therefore, You have been boring from Day One.
irechan_fml 0
Haha! Right on, that's exactly what I thought.
MadeOfAwesome 1
I didn't think this was a joke when I first read it. But if it is, it's made in really bad taste. You just don't joke around like that
Nonamerequired 0
Hm, if it was true, she wouldn't put it on facebook....
FarSide 23
Congratulations! Your lie made it on FMyLife!!
MeandSunnyD 0
y does it have to be a lie? just because its ****** up and almost unlikely doesnt make it impossible..... you'd be surprised at how thoughtless and crude some people are OP: im sorry to hear that but honestly...facebook?? not exactly the place for a legit engagement announcement
Dabookofnothing 0
congrats on the engament i hope she was joking :( u probably deserve much much better
nandothecooldude 0
you must be a huge dumbo!!
kinky_taurus 0
ok...maybe no one said congrat cuz you said it on facebook. If i was a real friend i'd text or call my friends and let them know. that girl who commented prolly just was jealous. right before i got engaged to my fiance some chick told him she was inlove with him and he told her he was goin to marry me she made up some bullshit excuse sayin ive been cheating on him. when he asked where she saw it at he knew it was a lie cuz i've never been to that store.
metheonlyb 17
Thanks for you life story, but nobody is interested in it. So kindly stay to the topic or STFU
Nak14 0
damn it, stop being rude
pieofchrist 0
if she was serious, dump that ******. nobody should ever take back a cheater. if she was joking, kick her ass. nobody should joke about that shit. good luck!
rukiafujioka 0
Sucks if that's true. I'd march right over to her, confirm it, and then ask him about it. If not, then congradulations?
I_am_stupid_also 6
Some people do bizarre shit for revenge. She could be some chick he dumped a while back. Still, get yourself tested.