Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
For some reason, I don't think that was the actual reason for why she dumped you. And if after four years, and that's her only reason, then... How did you guys manage to be together that long?
ijrnelson 0
I wonder if this is the OP actually saying "I couldn't remember our anniversary" and has trivialised it by saying "exact number of days" :P
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Comments (123)
Moms_Bestfriend 0
make something up and say that you dont know because you have always been lost in her beautiful eyes =)
waterynuggets 0
Looking for an excuse or you were nuts for putting up with a psycho like that for so long.
pernicious_pink 12
Lame!
johnkzin 0
Your answer should be/should have been "too many".
kayceesaysfyl 0
weird. when i read this FML I immediately thought that that was just an excuse to get out of the relationship. i see i'm not the only one who thinks so. :P
Klabauterpete 0
She must be about 12.
spawn_of_satan 0
i hate girls like that. she really doesn't deserve you if she dumped you for that.
ReallyNeedsRehab 0
Whats important is that you were hers at the moment..o_o doesn't really matter exactly many days you've been together, unless it was like 2 or 3 or something. If she dumped you over something stupid like that, you deserve a better girl, which I know you'll find (:
helpmeiamblind 0
That wasn't the real reason she dumped you. She's probably a stupid ***** ho that can't appreciate what she's got. Don't worry, she'll probably end up dying of the hivee.
GrapefruitZoe 0
She dumped you because you used the word "amount" where "number" is correct. Grammar fail.
star_ver 0
Lol, I was just coming here to say that.
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
God, I ******* hate grammar nazis. I mean, I've been known to be pretty strict, but chrissake. Go choke on a dick, would you?
Grommet 0
amount, n. 1. The sum total to which anything mounts up or reaches: a. in quantity. b. in number. -Oxford English Dictionary So, although I would agree with you that "number" probably would have sounded better, "amount" is correct. :P