Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
For some reason, I don't think that was the actual reason for why she dumped you. And if after four years, and that's her only reason, then... How did you guys manage to be together that long?
ijrnelson 0
I wonder if this is the OP actually saying "I couldn't remember our anniversary" and has trivialised it by saying "exact number of days" :P
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Comments (123)
YungMarlon23 0
all yu had to do was multiply 365x3 then add that to 366 since one leap year had to happen.. still kinda ****** up.
turboawesome88 0
She actually gave you that reason? How old are you two, 12?
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
I don't even know the date that my boyfriend and I got together, and neither does he. Lol. We got together sometime in early September, so we just say that our anniversary is September 11. I think you might be making this story up, my good sir.
winemysavior 4
eh, there are some psychotic people out there. I knew this chick who got pissed off at her bf for getting her middle name wrong even though he was very close to it but off a few letters, also made him delete all his ****. some bitches ruin it for the women who are good. crazy girl though, maybe you're better off, but wow 4 years? why would shemake you count the days now instead of years ago? thankfully my bf and i dont do that! i only remember the anniversary date and thats it, dont need to be counting down days or celebrating each month. **** that shit.
Brittanii 0
das dumb...
oystersmoke 0
maybe her other boyfriend was away in the marines and you were just joe d.
starralchemist90 0
YDI for dating a bimbo.
S3xiiiMaster 0
She Was Just Lookin For An Excuse Dude..... FYL
wayofftheline_fml 0
I agree with some others- that if she dumped u after 4 years, its definately not because of days. She should have thought of something better.
DevilDoodle 0
If she ACTUALLY dumped you because of something that stupid, I would be glad I'm not with such a stupid bitch. =)
halfglassfull 0
It sounds like you're better off without her.