Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
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redbluegreen 41
For some reason, I don't think that was the actual reason for why she dumped you. And if after four years, and that's her only reason, then... How did you guys manage to be together that long?
ijrnelson 0
I wonder if this is the OP actually saying "I couldn't remember our anniversary" and has trivialised it by saying "exact number of days" :P
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Comments (123)
halflife3isreal 0
365 x 4 = 1460 days (approx.) you have been together.
dheinzen2 1
leap year biatch!!!
plexico 4
"(500) Days of Summer" is just a romantic comedy, not a documentary. This cause for termination is obviously a fake, she just didn't want to tell you "The Inconvenient Truth."
AKC1 0
Maybe it was because you didn't know the difference between "amount" and "number." I'd have dumped you, too.
drimpossible 0
Good one.
drimpossible 0
Women, eh? My fiancee gets annoyed because after 7 years together I can never remember her exact birthday at will.... I know it is the 11th May... or maybe the 13th. I cunningly proposed on the 4th July, so it would easy to remember..
harleyv91 4
i think that was just an excuse to break up with you because if she wanted you to know the exact amount of days she would have asked you that question a long time ago
drimpossible 0
Disagree. The actual number of days is not what she is interested in. It is a test of how involved he is. I know many women who would think "well, if he can't remember something like that he is not very interested in the relationship." I can't think of a single man would do the same, of course
305alive 0
ur gf is a paranoid spik
freddie_fml 0
That's not why you were dumped. She's probably been looking for an excuse for a loooooooong time.
Jefferson207 3
nail her best friend, because she's probably sleeping with yours.
Twinfools2431 0
Wat she wants u to keep track on how many days u guys were dateing if u ask me the girl sick in the head
laomaostu 0
I think it's just an excuse. something else is happening