Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML
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Top comments
poisonedpeanuts 22
Handing in assignments BEFORE they are due?!? ABSURD!
oopsimamess 19
That's definitely an FYL. Teachers always lose the shit you hand in early.
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Comments (60)
ericp96 10
You should said No im not going to detention I did nothing wrong Hope you dodnt go to detention OP
killmaster104 6
I handed In a mid term a week early and asked the teacher if anything was wrong with it , she said it looked fine, a week later on the due date she gave me a zero due to it's format being wrong
_behr_hugs_ 10
I would refuse to go to the detention she gave me.
browerwinston 3
Talk to your consoler
criley221 19
Maybe she was teaching you a lesson in following directions. Handing it in early was not part of the instructions! Teachers love to get you like that! :)
kaylie1027 4
i feel u i yave a paycheck if i dont get it signed i get detentions
gsteffan 1
If you had a life this wouldn't have happened. Who even starts a assignment a week before it is due
naiveprophet 15
Dang, if I gave detention to all my students who didn't turn assignments in, I'd have about seventy students in detention every day.
CandyApple88 13
Complain to the Principal. Never hand in your stuff early. NEVER. Always on time. Teachers always blame students when they lose their work. On the other side of this.... Back in highschool, in Grade 9, one girl handed in her assignment early - because she was going away on a holiday with her parents, mid term. The teacher then spent 10 minutes lecturing us about how good she was and how slack we were to not hand in our assignments early.
dannymlani 6
Yikes. We had a signature system at my school, so whenever you handed something in (early or not) it was dated and signed by you and your teacher. That way if they ever lost something of yours, you had definitive proof that you had handed the assignment in. I hope this gets sorted for you OP!