MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
areyouserious
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
jakeeey
Brampton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
MeAgainDr
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in the act
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
thoughtitwasspecial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
montanadinosaur
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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CuteDumBlonde64 11
And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!
ClassyCommando 13
'"Today, FML."
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Comments (221)
kp4294 2
Umm...Perhaps you should lay off the **** for a bit.
TheJester12 15
try doing the real thing for awhile, and then once that gets boring move on to rape and eventually murder . by the time you accomplish all that the last thing you l'll have to worry about is being bored . worked for me :)
Livviegurl99 11
omfg the same thing happened 2 me 2day! :L lolz
snafubar 0
You have reached a low point now.
davek 36
Look at kinkier ****?
obviousboy 8
Go outside and talk to someone. Maybe even a therapist.
hateevryone 15
you need a girlfriend.
Calyx_fml 22
Actually, **** is pretty boring. Hot, but boring.
ilove80smetal 8
Well if you'd stop watching **** and go get laid, all your lonely pornfilled nights with a computer and washcloth will be gone.
eatsleepjb 8
Maybe your antisexual!