MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
areyouserious
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
jakeeey
Brampton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
MeAgainDr
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in the act
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
thoughtitwasspecial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
montanadinosaur
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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CuteDumBlonde64 11
And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!
ClassyCommando 13
'"Today, FML."
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Comments (221)
keyboo 0
Ok so u can thumb down me if u feel the need to but what does OP stand for!
HandsomeRatch 20
Ovary Pimples.
rogue2888 4
Original poster mate. I had to google it lol
silentbutfunny 0
Optimus Prime
YDIomg 9
it means Original Poster
keyboo 0
Thank u I was about to google it but didn't for some reason :)
ICaughtFire 4
The ridiculous "OP meanings" got old a LONG time ago. -.-
ShinedownLuv 14
Oversized penis
ShinedownLuv 14
Seriously how did you noy know this
uprising_fml 0
original poster . and don't worry I didn't thumb you down :)
Coxkblock 0
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TheNewGuy03 29
73, they'll never get old, unless there is not a person left who can ask what "OP" means. |the kid|
xeldawyn 14
I honestly don't understand why this question keeps popping up. It's easy to figure out what OP stands for after enough context clues.
rogue2888 4
Ouch. Life is over mate.
lil_ham1644 29
Grow up. Life goes on on the other side of the computer screen.
Tanuis 3
It happens to the best of us..
stevenmer 2
I feel so sorry for you
wellinever 5
You may be the first person on the web ever to admit it.
perdix 31
Maybe you are asexual?
AcidLacedBong 5
I too occasionally have had this issue... I feel your pain OP
sarbear293 4
Oh my gosh FYL. This is the worst thing that can possibly ever happen. Come on people, quit complaining about pointless stuff!
silentblack 0
Wow
biggestfan23 11
Get a life. Don't turn out like those guys from true life I'm addicted to ****