MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
areyouserious
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
jakeeey
Brampton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
MeAgainDr
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in the act
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
thoughtitwasspecial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
montanadinosaur
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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CuteDumBlonde64 11
And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!
ClassyCommando 13
'"Today, FML."
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Comments (221)
Cosmic_Horror 1
**** is pretty boring and samey--doesn't surprise me at all.
katieshadows 0
Haha this has happened to me XD
bartenderdude3 5
Been there...
KEEK17 5
thats happened to me. it does get boring after after three mins
MyloXylotoGirl 0
I don't get why people watch ****, just go get some yourself... >.
Fmy_life2012 0
You could always get a hot apple pie and....you know the rest
GirlFrancaise 1
Eh, **** bores me too. Don't feel bad. The real thing is much better ;)
KalCounty 4
I like how half the commentors are saying 'The real thing's better! Derp! Also, scissors sharp, fire hot!' and the other half are saying 'Just go get some!' Like you can just step out onto the street and it's just waiting for you. And paying for it doesn't count.
TheSetucker 2
Awh :(
reeses1981 10
Lmao...maybe time for the real thing?