MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
areyouserious
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
jakeeey
Brampton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
MeAgainDr
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in the act
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
thoughtitwasspecial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
montanadinosaur
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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CuteDumBlonde64 11
And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!
ClassyCommando 13
'"Today, FML."
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Comments (221)
fuckyouimawesome 1
Find some better ****, I guess.
amanda_d95 9
I know someone who stared at an advertisement for donuts the whole time he was watching ****
silentbutfunny 0
Should MAKE ****. Funner than it looks
iamabamf 17
*more fun
silentbutfunny 0
Indeed... Funner isn't a word :(
iamabamf 17
This world would be more fun if it was though...
alstbv12 13
And that's why he went into ****..
BountyBass 13
Funnier..
silentbutfunny 0
54 Read my comment Insert your suggestion Admit defeat
mstangchck 9
It could work..
silentbutfunny 0
Sex isnt funnier then ****?
mstangchck 9
It could be. You never know.
lliki 0
It could be! All depends on what happens in either of them. Oh and most importantly... STFU Silentbutfunny
teameminem 2
It's funny that silentbutfunny is mocking people here, yet on the "boobs" FML he made a complete idiot of himself. And this ladies and gentlemen, is hypocrisy at its best.
CareFace 16
107 - having sex with a clown is funny.
skittihorse 8
^ No.
CareFace 16
^ having sex with you would be funny.
silentbutfunny 0
Meh, i didnt make an idiot of myself, i just have diffrent veiws and opinions. Hell the whole thing was about spelling. Im done talking about this cause this is going nowhere anytime soon
iamabamf 17
Sorry, silentbutfunny. Didn't mean to start anything.
silentbutfunny 0
Its ALL good.
TheOnlyAlan 0
You're doing it wrong.
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Vacation time And time to get laid!!
Fmls4life 6
Enjoy it while it last SOPA is getting rid of it soon. :(
silentbutfunny 0
HA!! doubt it. The internet is for ****
quite_bored 9
Brace yourself men, SOPA is coming.
ICaughtFire 4
16, you obviously know nothing about SOPA. Educate yourself before speaking, please.
FatSack 0
I guess it could be a good thing for you though, considering the whole sopa situation haha.
ICaughtFire 4
Please, tell me how internet **** is of relevance to SOPA? Unless said **** is illegally downloaded, embedded wrongfully, copied without the correct permissions, etc., it's not.
perdix 31
I know, the dialog isn't very good. I wish Woody Allen would write some ****. People ******* and sucking while whining neurotically about minutia would be fantastic. Who's with me?
cetlawizard 15
Didn't he already kinda do that with the movie "sleeper"? I guess it's more like anti-**** ****...lol, "oh,those silly sex machines"
candyg92 0
Thats just nasty anyways.
TheThree 0
Candy-g-tell'em "2/3 One of us is dead... Shh"
silentbutfunny 0
Its a natural human thing that happends to millions of people this very instant. **** is just a video of it
marpay 11
Seriously? Please grow up and expand your world beyond what your authority figures told you about ****, ************, and sex.
lil_ham1644 29
I don't watch, enjoy, or like **** in any way shape or form. It just disgusts me. I love sex, & none of it has anything to do with what other people say to me. Other people have opinions & views. Please respect that.
Monkeybuttcream 4
Just switch hands and watch the **** in reverse.
docscientist 10
Of course you did, it's post-climactic response.