Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
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epicwaffles 7
You are learning, young padawan.
Redoxx_fml 22
And marry his mother?
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Comments (180)
ElricMustang 23
At least he's got determination. . .
tennisrapper1 14
Was his name Luke? ;)
iDaniel525 8
He didn't know Darth Vader was his father. Until they met, he thought his father was dead. And, he kissed his sister not his mother.
Manganimegrl 16
Or was it Perseus?
maosquare 18
No, his name was Oedipus.
KimmieKat 0
Lmao that's creepy. Get him professional help
Cavebone 5
Were u on a date w Hot Rod?
DJ_YDI 4
Hey, in the movie it wasn't his destiny to kill his father, he just wanted to kick his dads ass really badly ... And grow a sweet mustache! Cool beans...
MissMae93 23
I don't understand why you used "u" and "w". Is it actually so hard to add a "yo" and "ith"?
taywuzhere 11
A lot if ppl abbreviate words like "you" and "with". (including me) It's not bad to say "u" or "w/" as something a little shorter. No need to hate.
MissMae93 23
No, but it's annoying and destroys the English language.
MissMae93 23
You'd be surprised how many college English papers I've revised and proofread that have included "ur" and "lol". This generation uses slang and "text talk" on a daily basis so much that it greatly impacts their ability to use proper English in things as simple as a one page paper. That is where I stand on the subject, which of course you're free to disagree with, I was just replying to the question.
MrsUresti 8
The next time will be better don't give up!!!! :))
btstig 11
There can be only one!!!!!
Enslaved 38
I love those movies! And own all the "Highlander" swords.(:
LunaDragon 10
I thought it was Jet-li, who said that?
silentbutfunny 0
I thought it was from that commercial with ozzy "There can only be ONE Prince of Darkness!" "SHAROOO-"
HuntrTrakr 4
Oedipus Rex The King?
thegreatbigwhite 2
Oedipus The King The King ?
TheFakeAsian 0
Your best advice would be to leave....
emogiggles 0
You might want to stay away from him for...well the rest of your life or at least consider moving
Marcelb 17
Really? Move?
Teabubbles 8
i think #24 was thinking that if this is a truepyschopatg which sounds like it, you never would know what psychpaths can do in revenges...
Caretaker21 4
Hope he didn't pick you up for the date....