Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog to the vet and waited in the lobby while filling out a form. The receptionist asked for his name, so I wrote it down and handed it over. She looked at the form and asked, “Is that your name or his?” I'd accidentally written my own name. FML
Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
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x0stormbringer 0
well have the cat sign it then
Flymeister 3
LOL
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PrinceTwilight17 0
FML mods, is this the BEST you could come up with to submit to the site?!
Sayidfas 0
Well, THAT is quite the f*ck up.
poop_poop_poop 1
OMG THIS IS SO HORRIBLE HOW WILL YOU KEEP LIVING LIKE OMG OMG F YUR LIFE. there is like no problem with this stop submitting things to fml and go to mlia and be a happier person.
ohmanz 0
epic win this is...
moo_moo_kitty 0
Bah ha ha ha ha!! Thanks for the laugh :-) That's a good one!
OCHSA_azn_girl 0
hello whoever is reading this!!! i hope it is the writer of this fake fml is reading this...well, you see, this person goes to my school. conservatory? intergrated arts. class? creative writing. this person here might be my friend, or just some random person that sits across the classroom. GOOD LUCK TO MINi GRR!!! lol. thats the cats name. and also, the creative writing story is based on a fairy that loves cats and has blue hair. her name is coral and she put a spell on this one guy to fall in love with her. LMFAO!!! Luv ya K.R.!!!! (the creator of corals initials)
Shannn 0
Hahahaha.
xclegend613 0
Your such a dumbass you deserve it for not reading the directions
BravoUser 0
So you go into the litterbx now?
Tylers_fml 0
no in florida,dont you read the location?