Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
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twenty2182 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
xFenix81x 0
Next time, make sure you delete everything, idiot.
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Comments (82)
sondramcfail 0
Duh. Why wouldn't you delete everything before you give it away? At least you got a compliment out of it... :P
lz11 0
Wtf? Why would you take such whorish pictures, and then be completely retarded as to not even delete them! You fail. This isn't FYL, you brought it upon yourself, moron.
jack01 0
ROFL that was pretty stupid of you, you gotta admit that. It reminds me of this one elementary school teacher that gave all her 5th graders DVDs that were supposed to be educational lessons, but she accidentally sent a sex tape of herself.
drybamboo 0
You do realize there's a pretty good chance the pics are on the internet now, right?
chasingstarlight 0
Haha, I mean, at least he complimented you. :P
vivalacobra27 0
And that is why a) you don't take pics like that on a cell phone to begin with and b) why if you do, you use an SD card for your files.
HaleyRae 0
People are ******* idiots for taking naked pictures of themselves, and then with their significant other too? Wow, you're cool.
Hjelloo 0
YDI. Only ****** take naked pictures of themselves, and only narcissists save naked pictures of themselves on their own phone.
cellist_fml 2
you are a dipshit. this is why you don't take nude pictures of yourself on your CELL PHONE.
justanotherhuman 21
YDI... god forbid you ever get your hands on an actual computer with a webcam.