Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
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twenty2182 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
xFenix81x 0
Next time, make sure you delete everything, idiot.
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element3141 0
Stupid...
CFR 0
I think the Polaroid and it's "magic pictures" should come back for this exact reason. Anyone agree?
summer66_fml 0
lol #42. yeah lets just hope he doesnt send ur pics to anyone
live_your_life_fml 0
how could you forget to delete NUDE photos?? YDI.
rafa3085 0
lol atleast it wasnt like a sex tape or sumtin that cuda been way worsee =]
blahdsflksfd 0
Anyone who has any nude pics on their camera is an idiot. You shouldnt be naked with your boyfriend until you get married, anyways.
xxXChiiXxx 2
LMAO you deserve it!
purplesucker 0
I agree that the the OP is an idiot for posing in those pictures and not deleting them. But I am a very firm believer that any premarital sexual activity is solely the choice of the people involved alone. As long as they are comfortable, there is no problem.
ramsokapo 0
lol i swear i almost pee in my pants while reading this and why the **** did you not delete the picture and you should have taken off the chip the phone has lol i would have jumped off a building lol
purplesucker 0
Idiot. How can you sell a phone and not remember to delete your pictures and/or stored phone numbers? And if you did delete your stored phone numbers, how the hell did you forget to delete your pictures too?
emmbarasment2009 0
REALLY COME ON!! Who Would Forget!!! I mean seriously if ya did it then you wouldn't forget!!