Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, my husband was concerned about our son using the Internet, so he told him a story about a kid who gave out his personal information and was kidnapped and killed by a maniac. Now our son is scared to use anything with a screen. FML
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML
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Top comments
haiku575 22
Sounds like you need to have a bit of a talk about compassion...
Vintage_Cola 29
What concerns me is how he learned that...
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Comments (147)
soulxreaperx356 9
If your 7 year old already has enough unattended access to the Internet and technology to even hear of such things, then there's a bigger problem you need to look at.
davek 36
U mad, bro?
YouThatReadWrong 13
Teach them young. I like it OP
Jerakl 21
Half of this FML is hilarious. I don't agree with suicide. Making people angry over trivial things is rather entertaining though. Too bad you don't get payed for it. Unless your name is Anita Sarkeesian, Randi Lee Harper, Zoe Quinn, etc.
migmit 11
Send him to Russia, there is a demand for internet trolls there.
Solano2580 24
Ban the internet for him, ban it until he is ild enough to pick something else
sybe112 14
give him some slag, Internet trolling is great!
orios105 18
this why you don't let little kids play call of duty. lol
KaidensCrow 18
Lol at least he was honest.... though you need to teach him how to respect another person's feelings
darthhera 11
That'll teach you for not learning to pull out.