Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, my husband was concerned about our son using the Internet, so he told him a story about a kid who gave out his personal information and was kidnapped and killed by a maniac. Now our son is scared to use anything with a screen. FML
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML
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haiku575 22
Sounds like you need to have a bit of a talk about compassion...
Vintage_Cola 29
What concerns me is how he learned that...
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Comments (147)
SuperWhoLockYeah 7
That kid needs a nice swat. No, it's not child abuse, it's called discipline. There's a difference between slapping your child in the face because they dropped a cupcake on the carpet and spanking a kid because he wanted to make people kill themselves.
hardcorefan16 22
See this is why you shouldn't let your kids be in the Internet or have your phone. That's why is generation is so ****** up because parents let there kids do whatever they want and there not being told what's wrong and what's right.
DoomedGemini 38
I don't see the issue with it while they are supervised, there's plenty of games on phones and Internet. They should be supervised, though, and if they can't follow the rules(or do/say something like op's son) it should be taken away.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Kids in past generations were ****** up too, and parents would spoil their kids in the past also. The internet just makes it more obvious these days.
catherinecas 30
And the book was even creepier!
Isa_fml 20
You need to supervise your kid's internet use, by the sound of things...
zarrganaut 17
Why would a 7 year old be on the Internet in the first place? The only time I was ever on a computer when I was 7, was to play video games. (And they weren't online, lol)
AHzulu 25
Hey lighten up, it's the parents fault for letting the kid on the Internet unsupervised so he could learn that in the first place.
mishwarner 14
Where did he even learn about that at 7 & why did that lesson result in him thinking it would be a good idea?
militarybrat 21
Someone needs stronger internet passwords. YDI.
CoupeDeAce 6
This kid is going to get laid a lot in high school.
Rainbowshoes 9
That's kinda hilarious wish though