Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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Top comments
apax 9
That's a bit of a shame. Why not just ask if they fancy going out for a few? Doors may open.
born_hustla 26
Hi I'm Marc and you are...? See, it's not that hard to make friends. Don't feel bad, just go out and make friends!!
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Comments (80)
cranker08 10
Not trying to be mean over here OP. But what should it matter about what other people think! Kind of ridiculous to do what you did.
amifaiyaz 12
Why not just actually go out and meet people?
pedinhuh 23
Why don't go out with your roomate or his friends???
12345a54321 4
Don't put on fancy outfits and go to a library. Dress normally, put on a smile, and join/go to a book reading club. You still get to read books and you'll soon have a social life.
Pstraka6 20
Don't be ashamed that you don't go out all the time! However, take this as a sign to ask some friends to grab a drink or two!
AlexiAwesome 10
Get one :3
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Even if you make 1 friend, a whole new group of people they know are opened up to you. Get out there!!
MNBOY16 15
You need to just go to a bar and see what happens.
BananerzFresh 12
You should have actually went out.
Hawaii84 16
Why didn't you actually go out? You don't need to go clubbing with other people. The whole point of clubbing is meeting new people to dance, drink, or hang out.