Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
Today, I got dressed up in my best attire and drove an hour to my family Christmas, only to find out it was canceled, and nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, I got dressed, did my hair, carefully applied my makeup, sprayed myself with perfume, grabbed my bag and put on my coat. I got to the door, and then realised that I had nowhere to go, nothing to do and none of my friends were answering my calls. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
drink alone! woooooo!!
jamila123 5
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Starfire22 5
Ok...so? This is kinda your own fault, maybe if you had been truthful, you could have gone to a party with your parents or siblings. I bet that the whole time the op was getting ready, her parents and siblings were saying how it was "too bad that she had plans, because she could have gone with them". That's what my family was saying to me when I was getting ready to go to my friends house on new years eve...
stuckinadessert 0
this is sad
GanjAxZermA 0
sad that you lied to your own family.. maybe if you went with your family or made plans with your friiends you couldn't have been alone.. FYL for lieing
DynamicDave 11
Aw you couldve joined me for new year's! Oh well, next year.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
yea me too starfire22
8trickster8 0
Be content with who you are and you won't need to lie to your family?
itspimpz 0
I love the funny fmls I'm bout to go do something incredibly idiotic
realggirl 0
Don't feel bad! I didn't get invited to any parties either. I decided to just enjoy a quiet night at home and I had a really good time.
Ada360 0
ohhh u sad sad person. oh well HAPPY NEW YEAR AND MAY THE F BE WITH YOU!
weezybaby22 0
what? oooh so your the loser in the family.