annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
savanna(:
United States
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Dinger1992
United States
Dad jokes
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
newdriver
United States
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
buttfingers
Houston, United States
Vibe check
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
FML
United States
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Top comments
arms_akimbo 0
You're not privileged, you whiny bugger. You speed, you get a ticket. You park illegally, you get a ticket.
alwaysalady 0
I had a cop pull me over 6 times for various offenses, including having stolen my own POS car, all due to the fact I wouldn't date his pimply son.
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Comments (54)
AlexC_fml 0
haha thats some im going to do to my kids lol..
michiee 0
that's his job. so. yeah.
comadank 0
the law is the law if you were drunk would you want him to let you go don't break the law comming from a cop family
reddilocks 0
GOOD FOR HIM, KEEPIN HIS KIDS IN LINE. JUST CAUSE HE'S YOUR DAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BET LET OFF EASY. FYL CAUSE YOU CAN'T DRIVE. HE'S JUST DOING IS EFFING JOB. ASSHOLE.
caballero_fml 0
I agree with #25, why didn't you mention your infraction. I'm sure he didn't just give you a ticken because you didn't have the wheels turned the right way on a hill.. YDI
amunnra 14
I agree with you, 25, but are the stupid caps necessary? ¬¬
kieron2013 19
#56 YES.
kathira120 3
Hey, it's his job. Lighten up! He could be fired if he doesn't do it, you know. He should have arrested you.
Dave11000 0
Ummmmm....am I going to be the only one to call it? BS!!!!!! FAKE!!!!!
Knockyoudown 0
He cant treat you differently.
cr1sis 0
haha akward
gosrisky 1
if he pays for your insurance he just f'ed himself
XxDonttrustmexX 0
Hahaha.! That sux.