annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
savanna(:
United States
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Dinger1992
United States
Dad jokes
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
newdriver
United States
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
buttfingers
Houston, United States
Vibe check
Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML
FML
United States
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Top comments
arms_akimbo 0
You're not privileged, you whiny bugger. You speed, you get a ticket. You park illegally, you get a ticket.
alwaysalady 0
I had a cop pull me over 6 times for various offenses, including having stolen my own POS car, all due to the fact I wouldn't date his pimply son.
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tobikuma 0
If my dad was a cop and he let me get away with things, I'd lose all respect for him. If I were a cop and my child was doing something illegal, I'd give the ticket or whatever. Good for him for standing up for the law.
Maestro214 0
**** off #21, the dad's doing his job.
danii_s2 0
depends wat fine it is. DUI- you deserve it. something small that no1 gets fines for neway, like littering... cmon dad, get over the power trip. I'm guessing it was something in between, so it cud go both ways.
max98_fml 0
ha ha ha ha ha its funny because he's a fag.
lillypilly35 0
what, so you think your off the hook becUae he's your dad? rubbish
hannah1203 2
YDI for not making your dad get a job at McDonald's.
staciieee_x3 0
YDI for thinking you'd be exempt because Daddy's a cop. Get your head out of your ass.
Lady_Zydrate 1
Sorry, thats his job. He could get in trouble if he never gave fines or tickets to people just because they are friends or family.
o_omwahaha 0
if you did something wrong, then you did something wrong...it's not like your dad is going to treat you special and let you get away with stuff.....O_O
SleepOnStones 5
I bet dinner was awkward that night.