Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
carssuck
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Garrett
Vista, United States
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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WhiteZoneRedZone 6
You write a letter trying to explain you don't own a car, they'll probably then cite you for failing to register a vehicle. Ahhh, government at work.
iSitt 0
check if your identity has been stolen.
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Comments (70)
mrjude 3
Do you know what happens to people who don't pay their parking tickets? Eventually they put a boot on their car... Or tow their car. Do you know what you don't have to worry about? BOTH of those things, because you don't have a car. Just write to them, tell them you don't have a car, and if they send it to you again, ignore it.
ryno2004 1
this made it on FML??? really??
mightymart 5
contest it?
batgirl_babygirl 0
how did you get the ticket? did the officer hand it to you himself or what? I don't get it
zattele 3
*sigh* it says they got it in the mail, Capisce?
mimibabyboo24 0
I thought it said mall lmao
dorkasaurusROAR 7
I thought it said mall too. :P
catatonicsleep 17
Does the ticket have the car license plate numbers on it? Because then if they look on the register they will see the car isn't yours...
shynerdygirl 0
o_O how does that even happen?
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
Happy Valentines Day(; ^_^
WesleyS1 0
lol this is best valentines day ever she's spending her date with a ****** bill haha
birdmansangel 0
who the F writes letters now a days? call the number on the back of the ticket duh
momo1972 3
that's just plain old funny.
WesleyS1 0
not really
bob90079 0
how the **** is this an FML. If you don't own a car and you got a ticket then it's obviously an easily fixable mistake. I hope you never get a car or if you do I hope you crash.
xoxchelaxox08 17
You're an asshole. I'm going to laugh someday when someone murders your kids while making you watch before they finally kill you. But seriously, telling someone to go crash?