Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
carssuck
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Garrett
Vista, United States
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Top comments
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
You write a letter trying to explain you don't own a car, they'll probably then cite you for failing to register a vehicle. Ahhh, government at work.
iSitt 0
check if your identity has been stolen.
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Comments (70)
chellymickey 0
I don't see why this is a FML, it's an easy fix. Just explain that you don't have a car?
Evan2297 0
Not anymore you don't.
oo7kimba 1
where did they put the ticket then?!?!?
Courtney_Sanders 6
If you don't have a vehicle, then how did you end up getting a parking ticket? They put the tickets on the windshield, not come and search for the owners of the vehicle while in the mall.
FishHead 6
some cities send you a copy if its not paid, just in case someone removed the ticket before you got back. I've seen people take tickets off 3 or 4 cars in a row and toss them in the trash
Souless_ginger 1
#60 its said mail not mall
mrbrightside2727 0
Wtf fail
manii67 1
That's not possible because on a ticket they have to put a license plate number on the ticket to know who the person is in their system.
manii67 1
Nvm I thought it said mall
justinemalang1 14
Well, would you look at that. I can imagine saying "I don't even own a damn car. And I'm getting parking tickets?" What a cruel world, wouldn't you say?
aaronriver 7
What teh ****?
FweakofCydonia 40
Mistaken identity? Clerical error on their end?
EmDizzle2007 28
Roxas!!!