Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying down on my couch. My friend IM's me on my laptop to watch a video. It turned out that the video was one of those scary pop up's. I got so scared I dropped my laptop. The screen had a big crack. FML
Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
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Castlehard 2
Uhm..... retarded xD
kerrygirl 13
i really doubt anyone could be that stupid.....
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Comments (226)
Voids 0
YDI for thinking you can mimic having a super imposed laptop balancing on your finger. You can't photoshop real life, dingus.
shockcrow 0
ive had those moments.. just not with expensive nice stuff
maggiewalters 17
uhm Ok i'm gonna repeat what i said to the highlighter girl: HOW DUMB ARE YOU?
Cjraven606 0
you are an idiot and I hope you do not reproduce
Gaz717 0
this is one of the dumbest things ive ever read on this site, and thats sayin something
gc_purple 0
everyone needs to chill out, no one needs to call him a retard, this fml made me laugh and i dont get why anyone needs to be hating.
chris231997 0
wow. dumbass
austinisme247 0
i bet one of your distant relatives did something so stupid that they had to start putting really dumb warning labels on everything. btw your retarded
kiaahh 0
ahahhahahahha that's hilarious it's people like u that keep me on this website.
Ada360 0
YOU RETARD LMFAO -.- I LAUGHED SOO HARD WHEN I SAW THIS JESUS I LOVE THIS WORLD!
newsgit 0
Rules #39 and #40, buddy. 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AUTOMATIC COOL. 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.