Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I bought an expensive blanket to help warm up for the winter. Right after I put it on the bed, my dog jumped up and peed on it. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
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morgan_5230 0
that is absolutely disgusting! at least you found the butter.
minorixxxx 0
Oh gross >_< Your dog didn't mean it ._.
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Comments (56)
Melly18 0
Omg I just read number #40, I hope you're kidding you sick freak! You deserve to sleep outside in the rain on a pile of crap, rot in hell!
lexilovesyou 0
Eww nasty! Sorry; Poor doggy though! I'm sure he probably didn't enjoy it :P
omfgkittens 0
Make some toast and put that shit to good use.
Northside6934 0
haha she got owned
awesomeboii 0
Gross. Maybe you can now wake up on the wrong side of the bread.
b_rad_fml 4
See? Now that is why animals belong outside...
aliciamartinez15 11
Omg that sucks. My 5 lbs dog ate a whole pound of butter and did that and it smelled for days
aliciamartinez15 11
O my god!! My dog did that. She ate a pound of butter and when she puked it up it was all melted. It's the worst smell ever!!! FYL
asherah14 7
Why wasn't the butter in the fridge since you were going to bed? This is a perfect example of why my dogs do not get on my bed. My dogs have a very nice dog bed to sleep on. This keeps my bed clean but still let's them have somewhere nice and warm to sleep.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
wipe it off. let it dry. fold it back and return it. tell them it was stained n nasty when u opened the blanket. its wrong but you'll get a replacement