Today, I got a letter from my long time boyfriend asking me to meet him at the place we first met for a "surprise". I can't remember where that even is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh. Mines a dating site and then his bedroom... So romantic I know.
brasiliano 16
#9 and that's how u go from liked to unliked in seconds.
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Comments (62)
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Try to look through old texts and messages to see if you can find it
butlins11 12
Say witch one
Parvati48 15
Haha ouch, hopefully you can weasel it out of him. :/
pwnman 33
You should have asked him that she can't find it.. In a way where it seems like she does..
swegmuffin 8
Yeah but if it was a guy who forgot, god forbid it.
thealaskanyoung 14
I would just think about one of the early dates and ask him if that's right...you have a chance to be right and if not, he'd probably understand that its a little blurry.
thes7274473 19
He sent you a LETTER? As in, on paper? In the mail or something? Damn.
vzappula 2
You clearly mean more to him then he means to you
amansingh 8
Tell him you cannot wait to meet him...you're so anxious. ask him to give you the directions with the shortest estimated time of arrival. problem solved, hopefully.
Ipsum629 13
your life sucks so much, that an octopus would be jealous.