Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
Today, I received a package at work. Thinking it was something I ordered, I opened it in front of my coworkers. It was a gift from my grandmother: a giant pink, “I Love My Grandson” T-shirt. The worst part? They insisted I put it on and take a picture to send to her. FML
Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
The ugliness of some people never ceases to amaze me.
dude_itskayley 17
The fact that it's holiday season, and somebody who is supposed to be your family, can come up with disrespectful "gifts" like this is just a mystery to me.
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Comments (179)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I find it amazing that it's almost 2015 and people still can't accept interracial relationships.
PrincessCastiel 27
Your profile picture fits perfectly with your comment
j_cat187 20
I'm not surprised at all.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I never noticed that.
lfrider92 21
I agree with her... Do it... Have somebody tape it though. Good old merica could use another riot. I'd love a ps4 and a new tv. ? #sarcasm
lfrider92 21
I'm curious how many thumbs down I can get. This shall be fun
Hiimhaileypotter 53
This isn't Twitter. ._. No hash tags. :P
j_cat187 20
stomp it flat and regift it to her along with a railroad spike so she can go fu'k herself.
WitchyMermaid 3
you can alwsys go to the police for harassment. but i doubt this is real because a real hubby would stand up for you.
Bragi 12
No, she can't. There's nothing actionable in it.
Chiroptera_Man 10
How does your wife/husband react? If my family did that to my SO I wouldn't talk to them.
megansheeran 21
That's horrible. I hope your wife is going to step in and do something about it if you don't.
iAutumn179 12
I'm so sorry.:( Don't let her ruin your holidays though!
RedPillSucks 33
show it to your wife and make sure she has a talk with her mother
AU_Lovebird 17
That's horrible! I'm sorry hun, some people are just so mean and bitter for no reason.
blackonblight 33
I say time for a talk with the spouse about the fact you were just told to get yourself murdered. Cutting mother-in-law out of your life entirely sounds about right.