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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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zymn 6
wow. thats the funniest thing ever. how do you punish a kid for that, though? "you must write 100 times 'i will not chase girl's with my mommy's ***** in class' "?
blinkingstarlet 15
#85 you're an ignorant asshole.
damnablefate 0
Hahahahahahaha, that's beautiful. Kids are great. I hope when he learns what his "sword of death" was, he flips out for a second but then learns to laugh. Hahahahaha...*snort*..."sword of death".......:)
0010110 0
hahah! if I was in that situation, the moment the phone was hung up, i'd be on the ground laughing hysterically. the things kids do... priceless.
kpdjd 0
wats a dido?????? im not joking
kpdjd 0
im eleven how am i suppose 2 no wat a didldo is ????????????????
EmbryH 0
lol omg that's amazing x)
missionofsuicide 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Thanks so much for sharing that! It completely turned my self pity around!!! That was sooooooo funny. And my condolences by the way of the issue. Good Luck... :):)
whyXD 13
Good imagination.XD
mattiscool 0
lol