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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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counterspike 0
Wow anyone who said "why did u have it where he could find it?" is retarded. Kids find EVERYTHING. Excuse u for forgetting to lock it up in the sex toy Vault.
bsbrulez92704 0
oh my gosh...this story is hilarious...at least for me and not you. sorry it went down that way..but hey he's a kid let him have his fun
sanders2155 0
Wow! That's vereey funny
beautyisahorse 0
Why would you have it where he could get it? You really deserved that one!
moonlit_manga 0
You must be really lonely....haha dam I feel bad when he gets older and recalls that memory and KNOWS where it's been. Then your life will really be ******! Genius_man16 your funny! "I hope you all die in a fire." ha! --fox
curlyqt 0
#1 who has a ***** #2 where Is that ur son can get it
Elliecat 0
20 and 35 ftw.
karenmarie 0
Wow, now that's a story you can tell his future wife!! LOL
electroboy_fml 0
......That's all there is to say.
shnibz101 0
That's awsome No offence but I smell futer molester Wat have u been teaching ur son?!?!?!?