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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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gordo_fml 0
eww thats groos cuz that was in ur ****** and asshole probably and hes touching it
Joies 0
Awkward.
RandomFool 5
#58 that was pretty irrelevant and unnecessary; I'm sure the OP remembers her adolescent years. This is the funniest FML I've seen in a long time. This actually made me 'lol'.
elkodiesbueno 0
aaaahahahahahaha
Ibeapirate 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! that's adorable. Sword of Death indeed.
kyeee 0
ahahahahahah! this is my alltime favorite for sure.
evansk616 0
hahahahahaha that was definitely the funniest FML I've read on this site.
recard123 0
Haha that made me giggle in my pants
Petorious09 0
Maternal Fail
viiicwhoria14 0
lmfaoooo most hilarious fml that must have been that teachers most interesting day at work everr.