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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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Avenging_Angel 0
Lmao!!!!! Omg, how old is your son?!? :D
JordyRox 0
Lol Agree With #1 At Least He Got Some Use Of It
l0velee1 0
LMAO…. No matter how high or away you put something a child will find what he is and is not looking for. So I feel sorry for you in the least being that I have 3 mischievous children in the home. Car trunk under the spare tire is the only place a child will not look. Sad that parents can’t have there privacy but that stops after the 1st child. Note check the book bag for now on. LOL
CrunkCupcake97 2
that's hilarious.
Alexa1161 0
Hah!! the sword of death?! omg.. tht made me laugh YDI 4 nt hiding it better!
chelliejellie10 0
Wowww why would you leave your ***** in plain sight of your son???
Denis_M 0
Ha ha ha that's hilarious!!!!
hellfire695 0
dear god that is ******* funny but he probably was to young to know what it is if he called it a sword of death the other stickin up for this woman is that little kids can be for diggin through stuff
riot_ 0
LOL@#20!!! That's pretty...uh...gross though. Poor kid.
Illumi113 0
YDI for leaving your ***** around where your son can get to it. You're a mother, not some 20-year-old living alone with her boyfriend.