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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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patray_angel 0
Some of you are soo harsh, you act like the kid found a gun. I highly doubt the OP had it just laying around and in a spot extremely easy for her son to find. Also, what is so wrong with her having a ***** in the first place? Maybe she is a single mom, would it be better for her to sleep with random strangers? Even if she is married or has a boyfriend, there is no law saying that once she has the real thing she is not allowed to have toys. I am married I have toys. Doesn't mean my husband and I can't pleasure each other, but we are not always both home or in the mood at the same time.
MagicJosh 0
For everyone bashing this poor lady for not locking up her 'special friend', apparently you've never had that insatiable craving for hot, rubber, ****! There's no time to be fumbling with locks or drawers or velvet lined jewelry boxes. I'm sweating just thinking about it.
moleSG 6
Unlucky. I don't blame you for having one, but YDI for leaving it where the kid can find it.
jiequals3 0
GREAT PARENTING SKILLS! was it next to the blowtorch and pills?
Occam 0
My penis has a first name, it's S-W-O-R-D My penis has a third name, it's D-E-A-T-H (middle name is Of)
greeneye_fml 12
YDI if its that easy to find.
Dusa_fml 0
LOL.
boatkicker 5
OP- wow that really sucks, but on the bright side, you're now a legend with your "Sword of Death"" 149- the Birds and the *****'s....priceless Grammar Nazi's- That was highly amusing for me me to read. I approve. :P
Sucks2beYouxD 0
Ha ha ha ha ha! Sucks to be you! Hey at least your son knows how to 'use it' (chasing all the girls). Isn't that great?
comadank 0
there must be alot of ppl on here without kids they get into everything and find everything