#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

By the power of grayskull!

that is...hilarious.

-sigh- after lots of being a grammar nazi, i finally have a comment relevant to the FML!! btw i agree, i hate spelling police haha. "i shall smite you, with my sword of DEATH!!" -whips out *****- "now FIGHT ME!"

wow it disturbes me that there are 10 yearolds on this site, I"m 16 and personally I think I didnt even know what sex REALLY was. And this 11yo knows what a ***** is. Ugh that's sick...

Why's everyone like "EEEEEWWW! U have a *****!" It's not her fault she has a less than satisfactory sex life. Just because some of u little kids can get off watching the Jonas Brothers doesn't mean this lady can't have her own fun. And to the grammar nazis, u fail. The internet is the pinnacle of laziness. If u want proper spelling and fact-checks, get up off ur cellulite-covered asses and go to the damn library.

Why is everyone asking where her husband is, since she has toys? Lest we forget, we're in an era where women don't need men to raise a child. Why can't a woman have a child and be single? Doesn't divorce come to mind? How about a dead beat dad? Or wait, couldn't it be that she is married, and they use toys when they have sex? Or just maybe, just maybe, hubby-poo doesn't exactly ring her bell, but she manages on her own? Hey, just because he might not be up to par in the sack, doesn't mean he's a terrible husband, or that she's a terrible wife (or mother) for using sex toys. How about you people drop the grammar police BS and mature a bit? For the record, kids will find everything and anything, no matter how high you put it, or how many layers of blankets or whatnot on top of it: there is no such thing as a "good hiding spot". And for those to said to lock it up: nothing is more sexy than trying to remember where the key is to a padlock or the combination to a lock, let alone trying to find a tacklebox to attach it to. Acting as if a ***** is a loaded firearm...You people are rediculous and immature. Evidently most of you people don't have children and seem to have forgotten what you were like as a child. Narrow-minded fools.

I’m pretty disgusted that you are so irresponsible that you leave something like that where your child could find it.

Great, funny and a true FML. I'd hate to be have been in your shoes... And about the other comments: it amazes me how immature, judgmental and ignorant this crowd is. This is the 21st century, sexual liberation for women has been around for a while now and kids, well, they've always been kids.

ahahah he mustve known were it went X(

Absolutely pissed my pants. Great FML.