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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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Pepperolls 0
Omg........ your son touched your ***** :S:S:S:S Yuck, I feel sorry for him actually.
sniperwill0 0
as long as no one gets hurt......
00754chan 0
LOLOLOLOLOL! #20 !! love it. this is hilarious. was "Sword of Death" some sort of code name so your child wouldn't realise it was a *****?
trentwazhere 0
thats awsome, if i had a ***** i would play swords with it to that would be hella funny!
agneshatesyou 10
#71 FTW Great FML, but I think I'm liking the comments even better :D
FarSide 23
So, why do you use a sword for a ***** anyway? Are you a masochist?
Go_Home 0
OMG. Hide your filth, PLEASE. You just socially damaged yourself and your son. Wow, way to go!
Emma_91 0
ROTFLOL!! I'm sure wherever you hide something like that the kid will find it.
TigressUK 0
Best. FML. Ever.
plethora 3
The placement of commas and full stops in relation to quotation marks is a UK/US difference. I'm all for grammar Nazi-ing, but none of you are right, per se. So just stop it. OP: Teach your kid that it's not ok to go through Mummy's underwear drawer. I never found my mum's vibrator when I was a kid, possibly because my parents taught me this thing called "boundaries". YDI.