Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
She's not very bright it seems.
auro7 18
Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67
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Comments (97)
foxy_grampa 19
Funny? Well, depending on your take of it. I hope that isn't the only time she's called you
desidog 12
That is cute
RoyalAss 1
hopefully you dont like that asshole anymore.
zelda1975 14
Noor: Best. Response. Ever.
Ambient25 25
Not really...
someguy314159265 15
Depends on what the owner of the asshole had for dinner last night...
perdix 31
Maybe you can use that as an excuse to get with her and show her your skills with *69.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Wait, it's all making sense now! That's probably why most females ignore the nice guys and go for the assholes that treat them like shit! "If they're mean to you, they like you" If I ever have a daughter I'm never letting her believe this. Thanks Noor! :D
olpally 33
What a bitch thing to do. Call her back and make her feel like shit for being an idiot. Or take the high road and never speak to that moron again. Either way, you're better off.
Trinidad727 9
Hit the gym bro!! Then when your all buff she's gonna wish she had you!!
iknowiwantyou 13
wait til you grow up a bit and you won't be so disappointed. you guys sound like you're 10.
Rainhawk94 27
Your mom is 10...
LeDaniel 9
What a bitch.
perdix 31
#12, and if they take out restraining orders on you, they really, really like you! Hey, I'm not THAT fat! Don't be jealous of my moobs;)