Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
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Pinkolulooo 0
You should explain to her what happened.
tisiphone_fml 0
Couldn't you give her a call on your way to the doctor's? Even at this point, can't you just explain what happened? If she won't believe you when your arm's in a brace, she's probably not the kind of person you want to date.
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Comments (45)
loveehateesuuiic_fml 0
*sigh* not these FMLs again! if she's worth it you would be trying to call her and try to explain instead of posting it on FML. if you tried, then PROVE it. show her your cast if you have one or apologize and ask to go out again. FAKE
girlzrule94587 0
that totally sucks. she should hear ur side of the story, then make up her mind. if she still believes u " ditched her " then bring proof or something later that day.
Barbra4J 0
that's terrible....Lmao, sorry
tyler_hater 4
epic failure!
Flinlock 0
you should have grown a pair and gone out with her. ive dislocated my shoulder many times, its not that bad...
Pandalover94 0
maybe it was a good thing you didn't go out with her she sounds like a bitch anyways..hope your shoulder feels better :-)
sydstoomuch 19
Troll ice strikes again!
simplysutphin 3
I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in booboo's" YDI for faking your way into the salty spitoon