Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
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brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
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Comments (165)
simplysarcastics 26
Op's bf is very secretive, he needs to be addressed asap and get to the bottom of his sneaky ways.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
He's trying to return the ring and save you. Be happy OP
colvindj 22
He's in a underground fight club.
Trisha_aus 15
Shhh..what's the first rule..
boomer1986 8
never talk about fight club you asshole. duh.
beautifulsoul89 11
Honey if you trust him and hes never given you reasons to doubt him, than dont go crazy and assuming the worst. Yes i understand you want to but talk to him and act like you know more than you do..it works. Good luck!! Hoping fot the best, if its in your best interest!!!
AtomicDiamond87 15
Trust is kinda thrown out the window at this point isn't it? If he trusted her then he would tell her where he was and had been by now.
sirsquab 12
Yeahhh. Um. Lying about going to work for two weeks straight falls under "reason to doubt him." Lying about going to work for two weeks straight is reason not to trust him.
beautifulsoul89 11
Yes true, but like i said if hes never given reasons to doubt than dont go assuming the worst. Maybe he is going to work, just somewhere else like mcdonalds and hes too ashamed to say he works there. We all hv our different views on this situation but noone knws except him and her about how to handle this situation
perdix 31
He's probably taking secret dance lessons to surprise you will his skill during an upcoming special occasion. Unfortunately, the dance is the Horizontal Mambo and his "teacher" is a *****.
lisslyi 19
Horizontal mambo hahah!
Trisha_aus 15
what happened to those zumba lessons perdix?
Iceman225 11
Haha.
CrissyyyS2 22
Ask him where is he going. If he says hes going to work... You obviously know hes hiding something. Then tell him his work called and said he hasnt showed up for a few days. BUSTED.
Cazz91 21
Few days? People who are sick don't go to work for a few days usually. That's giving OP's BF quite the credit when confronting him for someone missing work for a few weeks. :P
YepThatsMyLuck 4
Tell us when you know!
salazara 10
Your boss was dropping you a hint - she's been with your bf all along...........now's the time to let all hell break loose!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
it's not her boss, that wouldn't make much sense as to why he hasn't been at work for the last two weeks.
AngrySailor 17
Go home #30. You've had a rough night.
jw90 18
He's a secret agent. That explains it
ILoveMyArm 15
I thought of the movie "Beautiful Minds" when I read this.
chosha_fml 27
If he is, he's blowing his cover.
khodginssxo 14
don't assume anything yet, I mean taking two weeks off to cheat everyday? Sounds far fetch, obviously you would notice the lack of cash when the pay check comes in. Unless he's dumb, then yeah maybe he is
AtomicDiamond87 15
Hey its completely possible... he could be still dating another girl. One of my exes did that. Thought it was awesum to have two girlfriends at once.
boomer1986 8
finally someone with some sense. your a breath of fresh air #32.
blackjack159 11
Could be skipping work to prep for some big surprise for the op? As in couldn't take time off work for X reason and had to be secretive about it.. Could be he's planning a surprise holiday and is calling in sick to save holiday days for said surprise? It's possible right?