Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
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Top comments
rlerke 0
empty het bank account, when she asks about it, be like oh, I didn't tell you?
australianpink11 0
aww I'm sorry :( that's terrible.
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Comments (160)
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Ouch. I dread this happening to me one day.
sean01 0
u know why ur dad left ur mom now. Leave that bitch ...
ngyh 0
FYL..... but life goes on yo....
omgtacos 0
If she divorced him she probably hated him and didn't like to talk about it. If he died what more was there to tell? Still the OP mom could of at least told her. FYL
Elision 0
omg.. well besides your mom's asshole response, that's gotta really hurt. Sorry OP :(
mpclaw 3
and the reason you have waited 3 years?
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Wow ... what a seeming to be Bitch but maybe there's a reason why she never told or she was just being a Bitch FYL OP
Spleenfull1334 0
Damn, I'm kind of wondering what else OP's mom has 'forgotten' to tell her. None the less, FYL.
Tempuser117 2
Just remember when you die not to tell her. Then years later when she asks where you are you can have "Oh didn't I tell you?" on your gravestone.
xNephilim 19
Hahahaha #72... That's a win
Peonyew 0
You shouldn't urinated on her.