Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
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rlerke 0
empty het bank account, when she asks about it, be like oh, I didn't tell you?
australianpink11 0
aww I'm sorry :( that's terrible.
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Comments (160)
Sappheyes 0
Perhaps there was a reason the father wasn't in their lives for several years? Not the best call on mom's part, but it could be extremely uncomfortable to talk about, or perhaps he'd hurt her badly, who knows? OP bears a little responsibility for not asking about dad for three years, too, if you ask me.
ShadowPunkChick 1
I agree the parents could have been divorced or never married in the first place.
teentee401 37
Um, no matter what the situation everyone deserves to know when their father dies
Kadz184 0
haha. I clicked I agree your life sucks and made the count 111. OP I'm sorry. your mom should fall in a hole
yeeder1 0
bummer man...
i_love_jb 0
I'm sorry op, that really sucks. Your mom is so mean for not remembering that she never told you. :(
machiko_fml 0
What's an obituary?
ShadowPunkChick 1
It's an article about someone who has died it tells a little about there life and their spouse, kids, grand kids ect. If there was a reason they died or due to old age..usually the date of birth and death..stuff like that.
MeganCello 8
This is why Google exists. So use it.
Emmy_The_Great 2
20- fail
PurpleSharpie 0
fyl. let your cat die and see how she feels.
FFML_314 12
Somehow, I don't think the cat will compare to her father.
ad_astra_taurus 2
is that beer..wallpaper? that is pretty creative
maggieisbatman 10
Why would you kill an innocent cat for that stupid reason? You're horrible.
BlakeeeDrummer 0
how did this person deserve it?
machiko_fml 0
23 sorry that I don't read enough books to understand what it means.
twinny_sc 13
You don't have to read boobs to know what an obituary is.
FFML_314 12
What do you have to read boobs for?
twinny_sc 13
books*
FFML_314 12
Oh no! You can't correct it now. The deed is done and I want to know!
doink 0
Entertainment, of course!
Emmy_The_Great 2
Sorry my IQ is above 30.
sind3r3la 0
lol fyl.. ohh and dylzo your pretty cute;)