Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
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Top comments
rlerke 0
empty het bank account, when she asks about it, be like oh, I didn't tell you?
australianpink11 0
aww I'm sorry :( that's terrible.
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Comments (160)
alexarose 0
oh god that sucks. i feel really bad.
dolph 0
beat ur mom. she didnt tell u anything. and iTaylor, ur hot.
P5yko 0
OMG!! 22 is hot!!!
LMAO_atLife 8
I'm sorry for you not finding out and for losing touch with father in the first place.
sexygummybear13 0
20, you are seriously honestly retardedly stupid!
Emmy_The_Great 2
Indeed!!
california4a4a4a 0
@ #118: "typical African american difunctional family" THEY LIVE IN AUSTRALIA YOU IGNORANT DUMBASS way to fail at your life. seriously, way to fail.
maxrider 0
omg that really sucks!!
datboycam18 0
FYL that's horrible
doggone456 0
that stinks op....I'm sorry...
skinneyjeansgrl 0
ur moms a stupid bitch Im sorry op