Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Rhegium 0
Maybe you should park in the right place next time? YDI.
CodingSquirrel 3
Today, I got caught parking illegally, FML. YDI.
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jakeisawake 3
Wtf? You mean to tell me if the OP is (hypothetically speaking) a guy, it's the girl's fault he got a ticket? Maybe the dumbass with a dick (if once again, OP is a guy) should stick a couple quarters in the meter, or park in a legitimate parking space before walking his ass to get food. You don't generally get a ticket for no apparent reason. But you're right. Maybe he shouldn't let that ****** of a friend "run" him...
Judus_beej 0
next time tell them to take the bus. I hate parking in the city. ******* car cops suck.
golfchick84 0
Obviously your friend is smarter since she knows that the only parking available is in a $10 lot, which is why she had you give her a ride. Don't you find it a little ironic that you got a ticket for the very reason she needed a ride in the first place?
sarah48_fml 0
#12 you are an idiot.
DocBastard 40
The only people on the planet who are more hated and vilified than meter maids are Grammar Nazis.
DocBastard 40
Hotsunnydays - take a quick peek at my profile. *slinks away furtively*
ryanst 7
Hmm upon glancing at your profile, I noticed that FML itself has incorrect grammar, I don't believe "DocBastard's Informations:" is quite right. Unless "informations" is actually right, in which case I must say that the English language is retarded. Oh no, does this make me a grammar Nazi?? Oh, well. I'm off to burn the illiterate.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Atransformer you sir, are an idiot.
jakeisawake 3
#22; I'm not all about the "points" or the ass. If Jim needed to get his cheap ass to a ******* store, then I'd take him to the store. You seem like the type that would help a girl and expect something in return, and I'm starting to wonder. Have you realized that girls **** you over because you are a dumbass that thinks you are getting points out of letting them run you? It's called being used and played you ******* imbecile.
milou_fml 6
if you were a transformer, you'd be known as Fagatron.
Luckysam1984 0
Thats funny. Ever heard of a drive thru?
thisgirl2u 9
I don't understand! So in order to avoid the 10 dollar parking fee you two drove into town together and ignored the fee and therefore received a 55 dollar ticket? Is that what happened??
jakeisawake 3
Uhh... basically. :)
thisgirl2u 9
Well obviously they are both brilliant creatures. They figured they had a shot at free parking but if not they'd only have to pay 27 each instead of the guaranteed 5 each, they were just gambling living on the wild side a little.