Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
Rhegium 0
Maybe you should park in the right place next time? YDI.
CodingSquirrel 3
Today, I got caught parking illegally, FML. YDI.
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Comments (50)
lizgoesrawr 0
awh that sucks ):
jakeisawake 3
Or maybe it's not a guy at all, and OP is actually just another girl.
chowE_fml 4
**** the police.
wombledn 0
soo essentially your the friend that got used. you had to supply the gas, you now have the ticket, and your a dumbass.
KurtCobainsZombi 0
ydi for being a failure at parking! You're a ******* failure!!!! AHHHH rofl
big_brown_eyes 0
FAIL MUCH!!! YDI... that's what you get for being cheap and not paying $10 ..... in closing .... you suck
mzeemzima 0
atleast she gave you head right...RIGHT??
PhantomDS 0
Oh no, the nerve of some people to give you a ticket when you parked somewhere you shouldn't have parked. How could there be consequences to your actions? OP tried to do something nice but should have parked somwhere...umm...LEGAL.
youngwiseguy 0
WHAT A MORON!YDI
SarahStarzz 0
haha that sucks!! YDI 4 being cheap lol Nd u idiot why did u stop ur car there?? :P