Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my boss shouted and screamed at me for my fuck ups that have humiliated the company and cost thousands to put right. It was only when he paused that I was able to tell him he had the wrong guy, he wanted my coworker down the hall. I’ve been here for four years and he still doesn’t know my name. FML
Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.
DanGleesak 11
Your boss was trolling you.
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Comments (138)
Magic1 9
Hmmm were they laughing at the nickname or that your boss was behind you
JustCallMePic 2
Is the phrase, "lick my sack" unique enough to get moderated?
The_Troller 14
Me?
13FTW 9
Did anyone else when reading 22's comment think it was enonymous? I was near committing suicide because, he was no longer funny.
ohSNAPyall 27
Not surprising. It's quite echoey under that bridge.
Burn1 0
They weren't laughing at your boss' witty new nick name...
tedyesca 0
you shouldve rick roll'd him...
MotherMonstar 4
It happens, I call my mother Troll also:)
badactor009 0
We call my mother in law a "partially saddle broke Ukrainian house troll". She Hates it, which makes the whole thing so much fun!
koolkat911 0
This made me lol.
kittea86 0
agree with 24