gorey
Canada
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
maddie
Gross
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Side effects
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sprayed
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
BloodyMarry
United States
Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
veethebee
Crime scene
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
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jjesseroggaa 3
Oh my god! Yeah, that happened to me too when I was 14, except I was just having blood tested. Hurts. A lot.
edris_305 21
Wat the hell is wrong with you :-/
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Comments (127)
musiciangirl591 16
it could be worse, the guy taking blood from you could miss the vein (that happened to me in the hospital once, the nurse missed the vein 4 times until she could find it)
JulianneDelisle 14
O.O
Thoricsteam20 24
Ouch
TheLynx_fml 20
Look on the bright side guy just gave a bit more blood than you wanted to. Still fyl though
timmay801 10
Unless they actually sneezed on you then stfu