gorey
Canada
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
maddie
Gross
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Side effects
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sprayed
Today, I had a sneezing fit in the middle of the night, like 10 really great big sneezes, but then it was over and I went back to sleep. I got up this morning and turned the light on, and turns out I’d been sneezing blood over everything, the bed, walls, carpet, furniture, clothes, everything. FML
BloodyMarry
United States
Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
veethebee
Crime scene
Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
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jjesseroggaa 3
Oh my god! Yeah, that happened to me too when I was 14, except I was just having blood tested. Hurts. A lot.
edris_305 21
Wat the hell is wrong with you :-/
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brianjman14 23
Ouch!! I just gave blood yesterday. Luckily, they didn't do that, but still kinda hurts. That sucks so much. I don't see how he could've deserved that. FYL.
Sparkiee93 3
Yeah I'm starting to become a regular donor and I can see how that could be annoying.
ladytati 0
oh HELL no!
Lorysa 11
Oh my god, #5. I'm terrified of blood tests and did not need that mental image... urrrghh... FYL, OP... the needle was probably big... but good for you for giving blood... I don't have the guts to do it, myself.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Accidents like that are part of the reason why I have yet to put aside my fear of needles and donate blood. Sorry OP, that's so awful!
datka24 0
lol, you think you are unlucky. when i did my blood tests doctor missed the vein and then started to push the vein to needle, she screwed the needle in my hand until i almost black out because of pain, then another doctor came and took the blood. now i am afraid someone will think i am drug adict.
iwadasn 33
YDI for giving blood.
igotnerve 0
did you punch the bitch?
iwadasn 33
YDI for donating blood. Things like this always happen.
antoinemartinez 0
so I'm guessing that bloody gore person dosent love needles???