Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Comments (184)
AngelRaven89 0
Good way to get promoted. Keep it up. lmao
popoman 0
Good way to get mounted. Keep it up.
clit_licker 0
lul
Anextase 0
Exactly what I was thinking(:
FBIWarning 0
well at least you have some nice boobs if everyone was staring
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
RebeccaRFT 18
It is not. However it may be a jerk move its not sexual harassment
Shadowflames420 0
at least they are nice. could be ugly
poolshark 0
Was the manager zooming in on the boobs? Were the audience members noticeably staring at the boobs? Was someone drawing your boobs and trying to pass it off as "note taking"? Were you wearing saran wrap instead of a shirt? I feel like I'm missing something...
kindofgocrazy 0
The manager (or whoever was videotaping) just zoomed in on her boobs the entire time, instead of listening to her presentation.
couragewolf9001 0
Use it to your advantage like most attractive in professional environments do. They won't take you seriously until you're in a position of authority. Kill their young. That'll show 'em.
I2OI3 0
Ya I agree, there are women who pay good money for bountiful breasts - you've got it so flaunt it!
zombiepeanut 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
nomadyaka 0
nice)
babawaba 0
Just so you know.... absolutly nothing you ever say will be more important than staring at your boobs. Get used to it