Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
andinpublictoo
Well shit…
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Anonymous
Too trusting
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
thiscantbereal00
Dopamine rush
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
Jimmy
Secaucus, United States
Windfall
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Have we?
demamcgirl16 21
Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.
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DoomSkuller 28
Isn't this the subject of a white card in Cards Against Humanity?
Joe_Flair 8
It was a shart!
wvcheesehead 13
Ever wonder what would happen if you put ham, mashed potatoes, green beans and a piece of cake in a juicer... just look in OP's drawers.
False_Stupidity 42
Shit Happens!
StickyPickles 33
They say the true definition of bravery is chancing a fart while you have the *****. . I say it's sometimes better not to be brave
xluciferx666 21
You fought the shart but the shart won
ohlalajulie 9
You know what else is funny? This came exactly from the show "raising hope"
chickypie1987 23
Your Sharted yourself didn't you?
crandel 11
If you're going to gamble, you gotta be prepared to lose. Gambling 101.
Fern_Gully 20
Time to rethink some life choices...never trust a fart...