Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
andinpublictoo
Well shit…
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Anonymous
Too trusting
Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
thiscantbereal00
Dopamine rush
Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML
Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
Jimmy
Secaucus, United States
Windfall
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
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TrippingOnAcid 29
Have we?
demamcgirl16 21
Here I sit, so broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted.. Then one day I took a chance, Tried to fart but shit my pants.
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mister_icicle 17
When in doubt, wait it out. Especially if you're out in public. :-D
moviedude5000 6
Follow up please.
SS 31
More like follow through ;)
LostInTheZone11 29
I would like to see a follow up on what you were doing when you had this G&L fart.
SS 31
We've definitely had this FML before.
cheesebond 29
I think he's saying he shit his pants for anyone needing clarification
incoherentrmblr 22
Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler...
bobo_the_bear 5
Did you bet that your fart was actually a fart and it turned out to be some liquid shit?
Calingaladha 21
You can blame your parents a little for this one, because diarrhea is hereditary. ...it runs in your jeans
MikeFletch 11
Bruh what kind of life are you living?
captainsmegma 12
You got to know when to hold em, know when to blow them.