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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
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Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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Comments (572)
bmxracer419 0
wowwwww I'm 14 and I'm twice as large
Charles666 0
wow ur shallow
My_Name_Sucks 2
Anyone saying, "It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it" is either A.) A man with a small penis, or B.) A girl who's only experienced small penises. Either way, you have no idea what you're talking about.
WithaKay 4
If a guy complained about his girlfriends boobs on here like that the girls on here would go crazy. You can pretty much tell by the number of thumbs on each post their are so many more chicks than guys on here.
outdoorpunk 0
hey 327, if it's big enough then u don't have to use it so delicately.
ky765 0
wtf thats like the size of a fetus..... well of the fetuses dick
zzzzuuuu_fml 0
thts not gd for him but i told my girlfriend tht i had a 3 and a half inch penis and she believed me i laughed for 5 min straight at her reaction when i told her i lied
zzzzuuuu_fml 0
thts not gd for him but i told my girlfriend tht i had a 3 and a half inch penis and she believed me i laughed for 5 min straight at her reaction when i told her i lied
lexx1234 0
awh. poor guy
PRfrmBKLYN 2
....better hope he's good with his tongue then