Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, thanks to a tip from a friend, I discovered that my Facebook account had been hacked. Again. Only this time, it won't let me recover my account because it doesn't "know" it's me. They're also not giving me any options to prove that I am… me. FML
Today, after nearly 19 years, my Facebook account was permanently disabled because I'd banned too many scammers. I admin 58 groups, for over 2 million members, and have banned 50k+ fake accounts. One of them apparently reported me, and since Facebook runs some fake accounts, it was easier to ban me. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, after two weeks of not being able to log into my Facebook account, I received a prompt to change my password. I interpreted this as them saying that I was hacked, and they had simply shut it down to avoid problems, so I did. It still won't let me in. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
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Nice_but_Unlucky 0
that SUCKS!!! Mine was hacked and then i said "I am Gay will you have sex with me" to my Gay best friend and he actually wanted to have sex with me the next time i saw him. Hackers suck... but i did get a ******** from him, now its awkward because i was drunk and he has a video of some stuff that never should have happened
DoomJeff91 2
Dude... This is FML. Not your diary. Nice job with scoring though.
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Shady_R 0
YDI for having a facebook account. Next time meet your 'friends' for coffee and invite them over the phone.
machete_fml 0
second that.
Firetiger 0
YDI for not having a strong enough password and let me guess, your fml account has the exact same password as your facebook and even any other site. And also, Im pretty sure when you add a lot of friends it warns you first dumbass. Its happend to me, it doesnt report you right away unless you keep doing it.
fmylif3xD 0
This isn`t an FML. Maybe you should get a life before posting this here. No one wants to see an FML about Facebook.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for having such an easily guessable password.
Flamersplamer 0
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Snickel7 0
moderated this one.
containsnosoy 0
Haha, so instead of changing the email/password on your account and then changing the passwords on your other accounts (assuming you use the same one) your first thought is to add all your friend's back?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You know I find it funny that a lot of people are saying YDI for not having a strong enough password but that doesn't always matter. My myspace got hacked once (I know that's not facebook but same basic concept) and my password was thirty characters long with numbers as well as letters. The person who hacked it sent weird messages to my friends.
alexFYL 11
Ditto this. I had a password with 18 characters, and I still got hacked. That was the only thing they hacked - out of all the things on my PC they could have had, so it was clearly not a keylogger. Not sure what they got out of spamming all my friends...
LilaBear 2
alexFYL - a program can track your key strokes without having a keylogger on your computer. Have you seen the recent 'facebook trick' where you do something like press up up down down left right a b enter then right click, and the trippy circles appear on your screen? It's most likely a java hack in the FB code and it knows your keystrokes on FB but it's not a keylogger.
LilaBear 2
THat sucks, but FB would not have reported you for being a hacker just coz you added lots of people, it prob would have thought you were a spammer. Spamming =/= hacking.
MrFizzleWizzle 0
If someone can hack into your real email account, like hotmail or yahoo, then they can usually get into your other accounts easily because a website like facebook usually sends you an email to you gmail or what ever to tell you your password or reset the password. just another thing to be careful about.